After circling reports that death metal band ‘Mutilation Station’ has plagiarized the album cover for their recent single ‘Fuck You’ – several band members have come forward to put these rumors to rest.

“We didn’t steal sh*t” says bass player (Paul Newman). “I’m tired of all of these false accusations. You can’t prove anything”.

Adding some difficulty to the investigation; the band had conflicting accounts of where the album cover actually originated from.

“Yeah we stole it” singer Fred Johnson commented in an earlier interview. “I mean wait no, no we didn’t steal it”.

No one has thus far been able to identify where the cover has originated from, but the band has claimed they are confident that they will get away with it.

“No one listens to our music anyways. We can pretty much get away with whatever we want” -quote from Don Crosby-Crosbinson Donston; lead guitarist of Mutilation Station. Adding “plagiarism is badass”.

Article by Brian Johnson of Single Second Studios’ news team