Mutilation Station (mutilationstation.com) has confirmed the recent rumors that their bass player (Al Jorgens) was recently arrested after a fistfight with a Canadian police officer.

The fight broke out after a routine traffic stop in which the band member purportedly told the officer to “eat sh*t” and tried to drive away while the officer was in the process of letting him off with a warning.

When asked for comment the other band members were quoted as saying “who cares, bass players are useless anyways”.

The band has indicated that this will not interfere with their scheduled tour in 2044, and that fans should “keep buying our music”.



Article by Brian Johnson of Single Second Studios’ news team